15 Crazy And Shocking Things Desperate Girls Do To Get Married

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Never underestimate the power of a
desperate girl to get married. See what they
do below

1. Snatching a friend or relation’s man. All is
fair in love and war! Rumour has it that
women have resorted to locking their phones,
hiding their men and coding their gist from
so-called friends cos it’s a jungle out there…

2. Re-inventing themselves. Pretence is the
order of the day.
No man wants to tame the shrew or teach the
inexperienced or make an honest woman out
of a dishonest one so once marriage is
desired, women package themselves in
pseudo, ready-made, easy-to-use, highly
desirable packages. After marriage, what you
see is what you get!

3. Trapping him with pregnancy. This used to
be the old school method of getting a man to
propose.
From skipping the pill to seducing the man or
getting him drunk when she was ovulating, a
woman usually knew she had the man where
she wanted him once she missed her period
even if there was no commitment.
Now the guys are saying YES to baby mamas
and YES to child support. Are the girls
deterred? NO! The girls have stepped up their
game by involving the parents and you know
parents don’t like scandals.

4. Praying&Fasting. This would presumably
be an honourable means of obtaining a
husband but sometimes the prayers are
offered up to deities other than God & other
times it becomes a song permanently on
repeat.

5. Taking his photograph to places for
a prophetess to pray over or a powerful Alfa.
Heard it works like a charm.

6. Taking his sperm, hair or personal effects
to herbalist. Guys, disposing off your condoms
yourself is not such a bad idea…

8. Putting love portion in his food! This is
classic and timeless but shouldn’t it be called
a ‘compelling’ portion? Because in this case,
love is by force!

9. Saying YES to a man you despise! A woman
has two classes of men usually on her case.
The ‘correct’ guys and the ‘disgos’. The disgos
usually end up as rebounds but many a
woman has shocked a despondent toaster with
a sudden ‘Yes’ and men have agreed that
truly there is nothing God cannot do!

10. Proposing to a guy! Yes it does happen…
(Who wears the engagement ring?)

11. Toasting a man’s family so they make the
decision for him! A friend complained that a
girl he detested had over the months gotten
close to his family.
Lavishing money on them, cooking for them
and basically being their ‘go-to’ girl and now
his mum had put her foot down that he had to
break up with his girlfriend and marry little-
miss-went-home-to-mama. Depending on how
much power the family use, their word may
be final…

12. Asking daddy to get you a husband! If
daddy’s a big shot, arranging a husband for
you is usually as easy as pie and some men
would sell their souls for a large chunk of
daddy’s money so both parties are happy…

13. Being your man’s maga! Some women
believe that when you finally get a man to be
interested in you, spoiling him and
overlooking his every fault would get you into
a white gown faster than an okada chased by
LASTMA! Some men don’t mind a woman who
houses them, clothes them, feeds them, gives
‘em pocket money, never gets upset with
them even when they misbehave and cleans
up after them with little or no contribution
from them… Living the dream

14. Giving him unlimited freedom as long as
he proposes. “Tell me I’m number one baby,
tell me I’m the future mother of your kids
and not Amina, Bisi or Ngozi!” Women used to
wanna be the one AND ONLY in their man’s
life, now being the number one is good
enough…

15. Polishing up a low class, barely educated
brother in exchange for a ring! The deal is
simple, you send your cleaner, gateman or
driver to night school, you give him language
lessons, you take him to buy some new
clothes and deodorant and teach him to call
you honey instead of madam and in exchange,
he gets to marry you, share an expensive
bedroom and never worry about his bills ever
again!,

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