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A man had to be rushed to hospital after his penis
nearly exploded when he injected it with 'Viagra'.
The terrified victim had to have lots of blood pumped from his
manhood after his lusty experiment went horribly wrong.
And unbelievably the foolhardy Lothario, 31, who goes by the
username sorec**k, says he will do it again just as soon as he
recovers.
The cautionary tale came to light on the social media site
Reddit. His story began when he and his wife, 27, decided to
try swinging and enjoyed it thoroughly. But his stamina didn't
match his ambition.
He posted:
"I got a little greedy. "I saw a urologist and told him
I had erectile dysfunction. "He prescribed various
pills."
But none of them had the desired effect."So the next
step was injections straight into the side of the penis,"
he said. "I called it Viagra in the post title, but
actually it's called TriMix. "Same effect though.
"I
initially balked at the idea."
After doing some research on the effects, however, he was
sold. Initially things were going well, but when it was time to
stop, he encountered a problem.
"And that's where things got dicey," he said. "I started
pouring cold water over it. Nothing. "I took four
Sudafed pills (as suggested online when you get an
out-of-control erection). Nothing.
"I started exercising major muscle groups, doing endless
sets of push-ups, pull-ups, squats, etc. (also
recommended online, in order to divert the blood).
Nothing. "Three hours in, it was starting to really
hurt...and I was starting to panic.
"Knowing that the medication came with a warning that
prolonged erections lasting longer than four hours
require emergency medical attention, I rushed to the
ER. "Telling the elderly Hispanic woman in triage
what happened wasn't fun. "I was writhing in pain at
this point, and...was so sensitive and painful, I could
not walk and required a wheelchair because the
sensation of it rubbing against my shorts as I walked
was incredibly painful.
"Yes, I was awkwardly covering up my erection the
entire time. "Eventually I got wheeled into a room."I
got two full doses of morphine before I calmed down a
bit. 40 minutes later, a team of doctors and nurses came
in.
"The resident doctor was a young, cute Indian woman
who - unlike the others in the room who tried very
hard to act serious - read me and the situation better
and made it pretty clear that she thought this was all
pretty hilarious and cheered me up immediately, by
turns making fun of me and being very vaguely
flirtatious.
"Eventually they got a butterfly needle and proceeded
to extract a STUPENDOUS amount of blood...as
the doctors took turns squeezing.
"Needless to say, I'll be doing this again, starting at a
third of the first dosage."
Some people don't learn.
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